The fact that they’re asking to hear the definition of reasonable doubt kind of suggests to me that somebody is being obstinate beyond the confines of what is reasonable. Like they’re saying to him (probably him, anyway) that there’s a difference between lacking 100 percent certainty and having a reasonable doubt.…

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Nobody is above the law, Kara.

Serious question: Does this bill have any purpose other than making room for massive tax cuts?

Just to play fair...

In Barron’s defense Trump only thinks he has one daughter too.

You’re nicer than me. Cuz I’m totally condoning exactly that.

All fathers forget their kids exist all the time. Everybody knows that! Dads can’t remember everything, you know. Jeez!

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

This guy has been employed by Fox for the entire duration of their Obama Derangement Syndrome plus the whole of the last election and he’s only just realizing the place was hella racist?

I didn’t realize Hayek was so small! But I think they also put everyone in heels to have that aggressive dominance from the white folks be visually apparent.

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

Nothing Janet has ever done gave the golddigger vibe, so everybody can have a seat with that nonsense.

The only thing I remember about Tidal is this:

she lowkey sucks

Emma Watson on Beyonce’s tits in 2014:

not as awesome as he sounds. especially not lately...