I said this over on the Gizmodo article, which is just slightly below Gawker Prime in attracting right wing crackheads, and will say it again here. Ben Carson needs to have his medical license stripped. he is a lying pandering jackass using fear to advance a political agenda, which is his right. But he then loses the…

could we also do a breakdown of how many times they collectively said they want to go to war with russia

KATYA! Pearl’s “supermodel on Ativan” schtick was okay, but she was BORING. Katya, on the other hand, is hilarious and fun to watch.

This site pumps out a fair number of “let’s celebrate these drunk, gross losers” and I really don't get it. Even if this article is 100% joking, it's a shitty, gross joke.

Maybe for a hysterical encore she can take a dump on a pizzeria floor! Ha ha ha! Drinking until you can’t control your bodily functions is so cool! Bet the yogurt shop staff thought it was a real hoot too.

Yeah, accuse me of being an unamused old, but this is gross behaviour...

THANK YOU!

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

YASSS. Came to say exactly that.

Feeling pretty good about my username today, kids.

Agreed. Katya was robbed.

KATYA FOREVER!!! Ohh I loved her so much. She was sooo pretty, and also as a man she could GET IT. Also she was hilarious and perfect and goddamnit maybe I should rewatch this last season...

WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY SUSAN B. ANTHONY

abigail adams is not a horrible answer i just still want to die

I’m genuinely impressed that Jeb Bush literally couldn’t think of a single historically significant American woman. There’s a lot of them!

If there were any robberies, they came out of Katya’s purse. Not Pearl’s.

Please. If anyone was robbed, it was Katya.

For fuck’s sake. The only time this “parenting technique” will work is if the kid dies. So congratulations. He’ll never drink again.