No, trust me, anyone who thinks that Donald Trump would be a good president is not merely callous—he is just plain stupid.

Not even a liveblog?

Tom Brady also thinks that dudes wearing Ugg boots is a good idea, so.

I don’t think he’s even that pretty. I like my men a little more Doc Marten, a little less Uggs.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

Tom Brady and Donald Trump; two assholes infamous for their pathetic, saggy balls.

Tom Brady: you can dress him up but you can’t take him anywhere unless he promises not to talk, ever. Just stand there and look pretty, honey.

I got called out by my aunt for not wanting to attend my cousin’s “honor roll induction ceremony”... ........................................ :|

22 month birthday? Dafuq?

Stanford University:

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

Old EMT here. If your doctor does not listen to your heart and lungs, get a new doctor as soon as you can!

Behar seems to have caught a bad case of Whoopie Goldberg-itis. I think both of them are suffering from early dementia, I swear.

Pretty sure his audience was like, “Well that glowing turnip is saying such nice things about Texas! Everything else about it must make sense!”

I’m waiting for the pecan pie M&Ms with bated breath and mild horror but as a general rule of thumb Hersheys chocolate should be buried at a crossroads with a stake through its heart*

so there is this

I know this is a version of “not all white people” but I’m going to do it anyway: I am sufficiently white that I don’t know what any of this is, means, or refers to. At least I’m not guilty of contributing to this, whatever it is?