CATEGORY ISSSSSSS:

I mean this in a legitimately-concerned way: OMG HER MIDDLE TOE. That looks like some painful stubbing or awful shoes or requiring a trip to a podiatrist.

99% of this is something you could accomplish during 90 minutes of Loosely Structured Craft Time with non-punk safety pins and $4 fabric draped in pedestrian ways. (More like POORLY-structured).

It looks like a retrospective of Karl's years at Chanel, particularly the mid 90's and late 00's. But I've never liked Balmain, found it to be original, or worth $1800 for a pair of denim jeans or $1200 for a t-shirt. It's the $18,000 Saint Laurent grunge garbage dress in a fashion house. =^|

Great, thanks!

YOURE FROM WINNIPEGOSIS?!

Those first two paragraphs... I had to read it four times to figure out what was happening... And I'm still not sure I know.

I know! I was scared he was no longer with her, because, honestly, he can GET. IT.

So, fun possible-fact: I'm pretty sure the wig is attached via Velcro. At one point, when she took the wig off during the iTunes festival, you could see a white band around her head, attached to whatever-the-thing-is-called-that-holds-down-your-hair, and it looked like she was ripping it off Velcro when she was taking…

Also, can we talk about the colour "pink", please? I feel we're seeing cherry red at best. And a beautiful one at that. And that creamsicle (autocorrect wanted that to be "cream sucks") orange dress that looks soft but fits like a bag. And the boat neck seafoam (?) green chunky sweater. I love this collection.

"Darker, goth-leaning aesthetic"? Mmmmm, what?

At first I was okay. It reminded me of Janelle Monae - Cold War (the video, not the song). Then she licked the sledgehammer and I spent the next three minutes hoping to GOD that it was sterilized before that. Then she rode a wrecking ball naked and I spent the next two minutes asking "Whyyyyyyyyyy?! I don't…

Pre-plastic surgery Heidi looks frighteningly similar to a young Greta Van Susternurnenernenernen.

It's all from her V Magazine photoshoots. On newsstands now.

That picture was from her V Magazine photoshoot.... She's naked in like all the photos, except her four different covers. I feel like he's trying to embarrass her? Because of... Nudity? To the woman that wore a be-clammed bra and thong for most of the VMAs?

That GIF at the top is absolutely gruesome. I cannot unsee that. =^|

Well. LINE MOUTH =^|

No. I have certain expectations for society, and less-so for American society, but if you don't know where Syria is or how to spell it, please shut up. And she was educated in the UK, ffs.

Sorry, my bad. I thought you were using it for plus-size drag queen shorthand.

Wait... How are you using "size queen"...?