All I can hear when I listen to it is the background beats to Erotica...
But it's nice and chill.

I keep saying this, but GaGa is an amazing person and an amazing woman and handles celebrity well, is not selfish about it, and legitimately tries to do good with we platform. We need more artists like that.

Can we talk about the fashion? The Maison Martin Margiela(?) face mask? The MMM outfit when she's a Sparkle Tail Centaur? The straight-up Alexander McQueen meets Jean Paul Gaultier meets John Galliano with hints of Versace purple dress thing? I love this video so much. It's like art porn. (Insert ARTPORN joke!)

Yes. Yes you are. No one has thought of that at all since the single came out, posted it on every single GaGa post, and played coy. You're a majestic snowflake of originality and unique experiences. Please accept this ribbon.

There comes a point (on Tuesday of this week), where claiming you thought GaGa's "Applause" song was actually "Applesauce", is so unoriginal and not-funny as to be useless to repeatedly comment about with every post including some snippet of Lady GaGa news.

=^|

Ditto. So much. I don't understand how people can not-love Applause. I recently came to the shocking revelation that there were people that did not like BTW, and I relistened to the album to figure out HOW, and I still don't get it...

She's being strangled underwater in a swimming pool in Nevada or California?

I once watched a Lana Del Rey music video, and was so taken by its hipster nonsense, that I turned it into a Chloë Sevigny monologue which I am legit sending to Drew Droege and begging him to do. I just need to add in my three articles of clothing =^)

In summary, "Get off my lawn!"

I'll prepare the GIFs!

My bet is Miley, who went from being Some Girl, to OMG Her New Haircut, to Let's Lead This 'Ratchet' Girl to the Altar.
I think JLaw is heading in the TinaFey/AmyPoehler deity direction. Possibly rightly so.

I'm kinda of giving up on Jezbel for music reviews. They take time to call a never-released song awful, but don't comment on literally any other music unless it's by white dudes and their bands (Jobin Timberthicke)?

Kristen has never been less sullen, nor Anne less relieved.

I feel like she is trying to call out the people that legitimately hate her without a real reason. They hate her songs, but haven't heard most of them; they hate her fashion, but don't care to understand it's origins; they hate her 'self-importance', but are fine with artists that do nothing with their celebrity.

I love this. I really do. It's sonically beautiful, aggressive, fun, danceable, and different. I've been so sick of all pop music sounding the same lately (see Rihanna, Katy Perry, Kesha, Wand Erection, JT, Bruno Mars, etc.) that I actually appreciate music that doesn't sound like the same dubstep-lite garbage they've…

To be fair, his face and head look like an aging scrotum and a single lumpy testicle.

This is the first time I've thought Beyonce and Solange look anything alike. They are both so incredibly beautiful.