Ya kno, for a bunch of largely heterosexual men, Republicans sure do hate vulvas.

I am still terrified of cars even slowing down near me, because my mom ended up teaching me that literally EVERYONE is going to "kidnap me, kill me, and throw me in a ditch". She meant well.

IRREGARDLESSICAL, I feel like the "puppy running under the couch to avoid bath time" GIF will be appropriate w.r.t. Whatever the outcome of the case is....(noun).

By he has a biblical-y first name? A good Christian boy? Etcetera?

Ummmmm... Sooooooooooo... Death penalty versus dying in prison..... At least there is no chance of a George Zimmerman to the nth awful degree with a plea deal?

I just had to read this title and start singing Hollaback Girl in my head...

I think you mean *naturally* (in a Liz Lemon impersonating Jenna Maroney voice)

I'm really curious about the identity of your adorned neighbours neighbour... Care to share?

You mean clutching my pearls and forcing small children to think about sex doesn't go hand-in-hand like tiny fetuses and a state fair?!

Dodi, can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE start doing Rag Trade? I know you covered a couple for Jenna in the past and I need my fix SO. BADLY.

dear wooly-shambler,

Why does it need to be *leftover* pie (nevemind the debate regarding the existence of "leftover pie" in a just world)? I often feel rich with an entire pie, and/or cheesecake, and/or an adult-sized bag of sour candy. Because I'm a wealthy (parent)(expletive-ing) adult.

Grumble. There is a reason "rational" drug design isn't that big anymore... It takes ~ 10-20 years and ~$10billion for a drug to reach the market. And then they often get recalled for previously unknown side effects.

What a wonderful, legitimate apology. I, sir, accept it, and will now spend all of my dollars on whatever your company sells.

Is that really a bad thing?

I legit refresh my phone at least 15 times throughout the afternoon, waiting only for Rag Trade to be posted. Your articles were the primary reason I started reading Jezebel a few years ago, and I am going to miss them SO MUCH. Good luck in Iowa, though!

I don't understand how videos that came out within the past 2 weeks are nominated. And WHERE are the nominations for Azealia Banks (1991, Van Vogue, ANYTHING)?!

So good. Just found my new summer jam in time for my city's belated pride!

I'm the person that would do exactly that. "What?! That's so ridiculous, expensive, and unnecessary. And I NEED IT. Moreso than I need to pay my tuition." =^\

Oooooh all of that sounds very doable and interesting. I'll give it a shot next week =^)