Todd Haley completely agrees with BlessedToCommentJohn316.

Todd Haley says designated drivers are for pussies.

Todd Haley starts 50% of all "U-S-A" chants.

Todd Haley was saying "Boo-urns."

Todd Haley admins a Men's Rights website

Todd Haley introduces himself as "Tee Oh DOUBLE DEE!"

Todd Haley will commonly refer to his son's conception as "his wife's only episiotomy" in casual conversation.

Todd Haley could do this or your mom all day.

Todd Haley gave Mike Tomlin a "little boy Sambo" book for Christmas "as a joke, bro. Jesus. If you don't want us to think that stuff stop actin' like it."

Todd Haley once attended a Patriots game with a #12 jersey that read 'Jizzelle'.

I let Todd Haley go first at a 4 way stop, and he did not wave.

Todd Haley ends all team meetings with "Try not to fag it up out there today."

Todd Haley won't stop referring to Roethlisberger as his favorite wingman.

Todd Haley takes conference calls on speakerphone while in the movie theater.

Todd Haley claimed the Jovan Belcher incident "would have ended diffrently" if he was still with K.C.

Todd Haley thinks Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.

Todd Haley has a tattoo that reads "Touching you, Touching me". He didn't know it was a Neil Diamond album.

Todd Haley's favorite pickup line is ' You can't say happiness without "penis"'

Todd Haley really sympathizes with Ben Roethlisberger.

Todd Haley called Big Ben 'bitch tits' and pinched his nipples when he came into camp overweight.