OK man, adios. Enjoy your glass house.

I would say, don’t associate the shithead who worked at Deadspin with Deadspin, but that take might be too out there.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

I’m flattered but I’m still waiting for my check for 2006-2013.

Hi Leo.

Yeah I decided that might be redundant. I’m more of a sports idiot anyway.

I sure hope our County Supervisors (Commissioners) did...it certainly seems so. Here’s one of our Supervisor’s messages to the team as he delivered a letter denying their claim:

oh god dammit. good one.

AZ P B Limited Partnership is the party to the agreement, so I guess it doesn’t say “Arizona Diamondbacks” in the action, but that’s just semantics. Also, the County is arguing that they have to go to arbitration per the agreement, but that’s still not a standing issue. They have standing to make the claim as a party…

The DBacks do have a claim under their agreement that the County hasn’t properly funded the maintenance of the stadium. And under the agreement and Arizona statute they had to notice and pursue their claim against the County within a certain period of time. But the way the team gone about it has been an unmitigated…

What’s it like working for Univision? I’d imagine the very tight, brightly colored dresses get old after a while.

Super Bowl XLIII weekend in Tampa Bay. Three friends and I go to watch our Cardinals lose to the Steelers and it being Tampa we head to a strip club. I want to say it was the Doll House but I’m not sure. We pay a mint to get a table and are there for a while before the DJ announces a special celebrity appearance:…

You’ve worked for Univision for a few months now. Have any of you been asked to dress up like a child, complete with painted-on freckles, a beanie, and a big lollipop?

When Drew goes all Hollywood with The Hike being adapted and develops a devastating cocaine habit causing him to become a Phil Spector-like paranoid recluse in his compound in the hills, which one of the Deadspin staff will he murder?

Looks like you and Samer have a challenge.

Who on the Deadspin staff could eat the most cold cuts in an hour?

Alcohol and drugs.

It’s the cyclist’s fault for lining up for an extra point.

From that picture it looks like there was a riot in Minneapolis a couple days ago.