Nick Denton.

What is soccer

With Univision taking over have there been any decisions on which one of you will be Don Francisco, which one will be the adult playing a child with painted-on freckles, and which ones will be the impossibly tight-dressed dancers?

Wow...you know (looks down, kicks rock)...you know you may be right. I shouldn’t make light of people considering harming themselves, even if it’s clearly a joke T-shirt featuring a widely maligned quarterback. I need to...maybe re-evaluate some things. Like my apparent love of Pitbull and Golden Corral (with TWO Rs).…

You sound like fun.

Traveled to Chicago last year to see the Cardinals play the Bears. I wore this shirt to the game, along with a Cardinals hat and jacket, so I thought it would be clear I was trying to mock their team. Instead, about 500 Bears fans were giving me high fives, asking where I got the shirt, and even offering money to buy…

What does Drew Magary smell like? Is it cold cuts? I bet it's cold cuts.

Under contract with and paid by the government.

I want to be in the “In Memoriam” montage.

Mine is pictured. I was there. Dammit.

I refuse to believe that Simmons did not consider Cobra Kai.

Gotta be.

I found Ba Ba Ba at a specialty beer store in the US a few months ago but it was a darker larger, similar to Bia Saigon, rather than the light 333. Horrible aftertaste too but I imagine that was due to poor storage on the trip over from Vietnam.

True, but if you drank it fast enough (which you had to because it got warm in eight minutes) it wasn’t bad. Huda beer in Hue was my favorite Vietnam brew...probably because it’s basically Carlsberg under another label.

Went in 2001 and went back in April 2015 with my Vietnam vet Dad. On both trips the “Dong” jokes never ended, and in my opinion never got stale.

Vietnam IS awesome, Drew, and it’s not that expensive...once you’re there everything is cheap. And 333 is just a good, crisp lager. Great for drinking when it’s 91 degrees and 98% humidity and you’re surrounded by a crush of motorbikes and noise.

No big deal. It’s just like when Cronkite continuously dropped references to delicious Lucky Strike cigarettes and Fleshlights when broadcasting from Saigon.

In the picture which one of you is the dog and which one of you is the parrot?

You know these are the Diamondbacks, right Barry? Don’t be surprised one day when you’re on the subway and you get a fastball to the ribs.

Who would play you in Deadspin: The Movie?