What do you think of Jason Whitlock?

No.

The banners are made by the sororities.

How much money do each of you make in a year, before taxes?

As someone who just this year gave up a 70+ year family legacy of Redskins tickets, but am still a begrudging fan, I am rooting for colossal failure in this or any year that current ownership remains. I of course have the fond memories of RFK and the team’s success. And as you point out there were some happy days at…

The Diamondbacks were a little tight assed about this...a couple days before he did it, Paul Goldschmidt spoke about how guys were trying to make the team and this stunt wasn’t welcome. The team and MLB squelched that dissent pretty quickly.

A.j. Had tons of great lines when he was editor, I'm amazed you could limit him to just five.

Wow, you suddenly turned into Bill Cosby there at the end.

Is Nick Denton’s head really that big or is each picture of him some sort of amazing optical illusion?

Have you ever read W.C. Heinz?

Just wasted a 0.2 reading this snappy response, Will.

What’s your least favorite Deadspin story of the post-Leitch (steroid) era?

BUY Bushwood? YOUUUUU!

I have this terrible recurring dream. It’s 2009 and I’m late for something. In my dream I awake anxious and covered in cold sweat, and bolt out the door without thinking. It’s the 2009 Deadspin commenting exam! I run and run across campus and burst into the classroom. It’s only then that I realize I’m naked. Someone…

Yes how dare he belittle you’re intelligence. Go Cardinal’s.

Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

I remember Andy Benes. Do you remember him?

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Boomerangs are not usually themselves the weapon. They mimic the flight of birds of prey, and are used to flush small prey (small birds, rodents, etc) out of tall grass and return to the thrower. Once the prey is flushed out they can then be caught (or hit by smaller thrown sticks or rocks) and killed.

OK fine Will but in the movie’s defense I heard the bear says the F word a lot.