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Went to Australia earlier this year and was pleasantly surprised to find that a fried egg is a standard hamburger topping. Even at fast food places. However, so is a giant slice of beetroot. I guess the wet dirt taste of the beetroot is supposed to ruin the delicious egg and get it back to some sort of hamburger…

I remember seeing him heckling at depressing Bullets games at the half-empty Cap Center in the early '90s. His voice would resonate throughout the otherwise quiet building. It was more entertaining than the Bullets at the time. Oh, and the man is insane.

Wow my Cardinals are on their way to their highest throwgasm season average since the beginning of the Jamboroo and yes I care about these things why do you ask?

I've had season tickets since '02 and been going to games since '88, so while I can say Cardinals games and fans are pretty drunkenly awful, they aren't nearly as bad as the games at old Sun Devil. For some reason, sitting in the sun, drinking, and watching your team lose made the entire place feel like a county…

The ghost of Al Davis immediately signed Ron Wolfley to a 4 year/$36 million contract.

I'm a Truther Truther. Truth is, the government sucks at doing things. The government can't pave a fucking road, much less do a drone strike without incinerating a wedding party in Yemen. What makes you think they can perpetrate massive, decades-long conspiracies? Having worked in government, including at levels where…

Not at my elite prep school. Also: "You don't know shit?" I presume you're a Landon product?

Pish posh. Any prep school with a co-ed enrollment over 600 is not "elite."

I try civil cases before juries, so the potential jurors don't have the "death to criminals" or "fuck the police" options that can get them out of criminal cases. That said, the best way to get out of a civil jury is just be extreme in responding to the questions one way or another, so one side will strike you. That's…

Peterson's learned his lesson. He now believes in using both the carrot and the switch.

I was at the game yesterday. In the eighth, the D-Backs PA announcer congratulated the Cardinals on their division win. So the Cardinals fans in attendance (half the crowd) got to give their team a standing ovation. What team does that, during a game, for the road team?

Yeah but is Chris Fialko elite?

From the Kuechly briefing book:

Arizona resident here...the Cowboys had a radio/TV stranglehold on NM, AZ, and NV for many years. Growing up everyone was a Cowboys fan. When the Cardinals came in '88 people here (gradually) switched over, but Nevada and New Mexico had no reason to change.

The Cardinals' 10-6 season means they now have the entirety of Arizona. Last year 1/3 of Arizona counties went for the Cowboys.

Nothing against you or Schoeny...he was great, and I enjoyed the reminiscing. I would've named him too.

I read Schoeny for years, but sadly he's not on Twitter.

Cardinals: Kent Somers (@kentsomers), Arizona Republic

Good thing they don't measure gaydar at the combine.