Bullshit. There are no cool lawyers.

Good thing the owner isn't still buried in that dumpster, waiting to sell season tickets.

Oh. Ok!

Is America for white people, then?

You'd lose weight too if your fork missed your mouth 55% of the time.

So...Hunter Pence is a milquetoast Todd Haley?

If your ex-girlfriend made you sit through the 2006 Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn romantic comedy "The Break Up," which was set in Chicago, you probably left the theater with the urge to kill. Unfortunately, 16 Chicagoans were on the wrong end of that urge last weekend.

I love this. SunDogs games are a blast. I hope they reach 300...maybe in only five days this time.

This was fantastic, and perhaps the least cynical thing I've read on Deadspin in a long time (damn you).

They're not cleaning up. The Japanese have a tifo fetish.

"I was born in Australia"

This is one of my all time favorites as well, and I've tried several times to track down video but no luck.

They got Roy Green so doped up he spent 11 years with the Cardinals.

Does Deadspin's storied publishing history include too much dong, too little dong, or just the right amount of dong?

Who ruined Deadspin?

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Robin Ficker was sometimes the most entertaining aspect of the many really terrible early '90s Bullets games I went to at the Cap Centre. No joke, just brings it back. Going to go put on my Tom Gugliotta jersey now.

Oh, Jillian. No.

Dear God. Looking at that video it's entirely plausible that Sammy Hagar grew up to be Joe Biden.

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