Hello. Darren doesn't let his cool "sports biz" job get in the way of tattling, why should I?

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How much do you think morning lines are designed to influence bettors? I look at morning lines as the guesswork of one guy with some inside knowledge and a lot of unknown allegiances. Yet I still hear people say things like "wow, morning line was 4/1 and now he's 5/2!" and then bet heavy thinking they can glean…

An Arizona Cardinals game at Sun Devil Stadium, 2003 or 2004. It's about 107 degrees out and all 25,000 or so people there are overheated and very drunk by the start the second half. The Cards are losing badly to the Seahawks. A Seahawks fan in our section had been talking trash the entire game, and finally one…

This fourth generation Arizonan thanks you for the lesson.

They showed this kid on the DBacks broadcast as well. In the spirit of the throwback game, Bob Brenly said "that's exactly what his grandfather looked like."

"Poep" (pronounced poop) is South African slang for fart. But I still want to believe that Arnold Palmer dropped trou took a huge shit on a green in front of a bunch of Japanese people, and then Gary Player somehow got blamed for it.

I hope Derek doesn't drive a Smart car.

Nailed it.

This guy upped the ante. The Dodgers only peed in the DBacks pool.

Nothing terribly interesting—nothing scandalous, as I did not have that kind of access to POTUS. Just some observations about personalities, like Al Gore actually being really funny guy, Hillary treating her staff like garbage, and Stephanopolous being a smug little shit. Not that any of that is surprising.

I worked in scheduling in the Clinton WH. The day's official schedule typically began around 6-7 am and ended between 9-10 pm, depending upon whether there was an event that night. Consider Bill's penchant for having a couple drinks late night and a little side action, I think your 5-6 hour guess is right. I bet Bush…

These numbers are false. If you propose in a major league ballpark, she'll make you pay for it for the rest of your life.

Asshole. +1

Redskins PR rep: "Uh, Mr. Snyder, this isn't what we meant when we said 'Native American outreach.'"

Who ruined Deadspin?

Better Nick Foles nickname: Nickfolean Dynamite or Sunshine?

Tim Marchman is 70.

Seinfeld just tweeted that you stole his bit.

It's cool. Richie is an honorary Ferrari.