The correct answer was "cure MRSA."

Was the Cardinals' 58-0 loss in Seattle in 2012 the result of Whiz having lost the team (like many of us fans suspect) and the players making sure he got canned?

Most Canadians just put a flag on their backpack, Don.

I do. Filmed in my home town of Cave Creek AZ. I watched several tapings as a kid. It was AWFUL. Got to meet Jacko though. Worth it.

*Interceptions

"March Madness," a film by Alexander Payne.

Re: Strip Club DJ. I worked security at a strip club for about a year in college, and one of my good friends was "head of security" at the same club for a few years after. This was probably the best club in a low rent town, so it was not disgusting but definitely not an "upscale" place you'd find in major cities. Our…

The GF and I did Drynuary (we called it Janu-wagon, but whatever) and we feel so good, have lost a lot of weight, and have gotten so much done at home and at work we've re-upped for February. Just need a catchy name. Febu-bummer?

(Ron Howard voice): ...and Tobias's new job doing closed captioning at Yankee Stadium ended before the game even started.

If he's gonna do something as tired as Dufnering, he deserved it.

I'm fourth gen Arizonan and I agree with your points. Especially the one about snarky satire. Lighten up.

Geno Smith, you say? Was the flight supposed to land at LAX?

Shouldn't Arizona's arrow point south?

Nice reference Samer, but sadly Welker really thinks his name is Turd Ferguson.

Manti Te'o loves Hooters. All the girls are really into him every time!

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

I stand corrected and it took me just under six minutes thank you very much.

Aren't arms just part of a human? Like, when you say "human" you think of things like a head, a torso, arms, legs, and the like? I generally do. Or do you come from a land where humans have no human arms, but instead use some sort of mechanical item they coincidentally call "arms." Or even still, do you come from…

It must be difficult dealing with such ignorance.

Fake. That Cleveland resident probably didn't even know that was Browns Headquarters.