Janet Napolitano herself has long been the subject of speculation regarding her orientation, as she's never been married, no kids, never a visible significant other, and really no evidence of a romantic life whatsoever.

If it's a 4 team league, everyone makes the playoffs after Week 13 and only two rounds to crown a champion. And it's terribly, terribly sad.

Four team league? Isn't that like target shooting from six inches away?

+1

+1

It's ClueHeywood. I know your boss. And after all I do for Deadspin.

Markulis?

McGwire did make me happy. He gave hope to all of us who suffered from severe adolescent back acne. "See, someday I might be a home run king!"

Oh great. Leitch was the first one to ruin Deadspin.

By the looks of that blazer he also became a Chief Warrant Officer in the Coast Guard.

AJ may have ruined Deadspin, but I agree with Tim, Tom just shat on its corpse.

Late to this party but +1000 and good to see your cameo appearance

Easy. Bud Selig hated Nelson Mandela also.

Bear, Down.

I guess I see your point. Making fun of someone's ethnic origin is the same as making fun of the shitty school they chose to attend. Can't believe people think ASU students are ignorant.

Several years ago I saw some enterprising ASU kids selling shirts outside Sun Devil Stadium before the U of A game. The shirt said "Fork There Pussy's" It was the most ASU shirt ever.

Yeah Samer, can't believe you made a vast generalization about an entire group of people just based upon a picture. As a U of A alum I can tell you that ASU kids are more bigoted than stupid. Come on. (they're still stupid, too)

Hey they're great at defending car wrecks, family law is just the next step.

Four throwgasms is the highest ranking a Cardinals game has received in almost four years.

Wait, what happened to my fucking star?!