As a Redskins season ticket holder I can say with confidence that the worst people on the planet are already in that stadium. What they say while trying to act tough and cool is irrelevant.

Bare Down, Arizona!

Alcohol.

Looks more like a twink.

Thank you, Drew. I've watched this show many, many times and it is insufferable. There are no redeeming qualities to this show. Four filthy rich kids with absentee parents are allowed to do whatever they want and mistreat the help. That's about it. Having watched the full run of this show, I have to wonder what kind…

I've had it with these Brett Favre un-retirement rumors.

I've also seen him post-game at the Monteleone Carousel Bar. And Hometown Buffet.

Not if you went to Cornell, Brown, or Penn.

Studies have found a strong correlation between education level and obesity. The less education you have, the more likely you are to be obese. So a fat person has a much higher chance of being a fucking moron than a skinny person. I generally would rather take just about any advice from a smart person than a fucking…

1. Rushmore 2. Tenenbaums 3. Bottle Rocket 4. Moonrise 5. Life Aquatic 6. Mr. Fox 7. Darjeeling

Should've asked Emmitt Smith about the game being in London. "The queen lives in fuckingdam palace? Are you serial?"

I'm so proud a fellow Arizona alum has finally been invited to teach at Harvard.

Take heart, Cincinnati. At least Deadspin's Drew Magary ranked you near the top of another survey...of the most racist cities in America.

Contextual reading comprehension wasn't your strong suit, was it?

The nice thing about holding a conservative conference at the Omni Shoreham is that it's a short walk down to DuPont for a discreet blowjob.

/bends knees, leans to the side, mimics hydraulic hopping

Perhaps, but which one means hilariously hypersensitive?

How do you figure Arizona, which is Pacific for the first half of the season but Mountain for the second half?

Hmmm. Lemme try a few:

It's missing the brainwashing scene where Gronk is secretly programmed to kill the Malaysian Prime Minister.