Entrapment II: The Enfatment

Ha ha! Those "people from Arizona are old" jokes are always funny, even after the 2010 census found that Arizona is the 9th youngest state by median age. Get your facts straight Burneko!

These plaintiffs need to know that Todd Haley has a very different definition of "mutual settlement and release."

This kid is so amazing he moved San Jose to Southern California.

Marry me.

Simple Matt.

If it's anywhere near alcohol sales cutoff time, you bet your ass Dana Holgorsen's getting in front of you at the 7-11.

Thanks for the figures, Barry, but you forgot to tell us how many columns his plantation's portico has.

I also rank Panthers at Cardinals at zero throwgasms.

"Bullshit," says unanimous vote of the entire membership of the National Basketball Player's Association

I want to commission one of these for my Arizona Cardinals, frame it, and hang it on my wall next to the picture of me pouting at the Super Bowl.

Todd Haley doesn't listen to the PC police. He listens to Creed, bro.

This story makes me so, so happy. He is who we thought he was, and more.

Come on, Jim. Once you're in Bo Derek it's waaaay too late to look for flaws.

Without the NFL, I wouldn't know how to love.

Not one mention of Berman. That truly sucks.

It's not just autographing helmets. Darren Rovell now reports that Manziel is pressuring the Czech prime minister to let him annex the Sudetenland. Fucking entitled athletes...

Navigating the post-game parking lots after the Raiders visit my team is as close as I hope I ever get to the San Quentin rec yard.

"..and much like KISS, Arena Football enjoyed some ironic popularity a number of years ago but has since faded into obscurity..."