Todd Haley will beat your sorry ass at paintball, bro.

Todd Haley says "what the fuck do you think, bro?" whenever he is asked "paper or plastic?"

Todd Haley laughed at the wheelchair kid in the halftime punt, pass & kick competition.

Todd Haley says stuff like "oh yeah? Well why isn't there a WHITE history month?"

Todd Haley took his wife to Hooters for their anniversary dinner.

Todd Haley still uses the term "chinaman."

Todd Haley's sex talk with his son was "always wear a rubber, bro. Some bitches just want to get knocked up." His son was nine.

Todd Haley has loudly called a little league umpire a "cocksucker" on more than one occasion.

I think Saints fans and Redskins fans share a kinship. In that they're all like "this is our city! We're tough!" but they're all from the safe, faraway suburbs.

Berthiaume, though if the written word is the requirement here Magruder would be a close second.

The DBacks have a pretty solid group of writers, even for a cynical bastard like me. Piecoro does the yeoman's work, giving a little insight but not much of his own voice or opinion. His coverage is pretty straightforward but definitely complete. Magruder does the same but adds a little more of his own opinion to his…

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The site already has a theme song.

I agree, but I also don't think Allred has a volume setting other than "loud."

They only started calling it "the procedure" after they got tired of saying "dipsy-doo dunk-a-roo that diaper dandy!"

I was more concerned about the A/P privilege, but I see that (1) the financial adviser was copied on a lot of them, and (2) the headers suggest JJ may have forwarded them on to a "chanellopez@hotmail.com," both of which can waive the privilege. Still, I agree that these are not documents that you would normally find…

Was his parole officer taking the picture?

Comcast gave him a computer and free internet for a year, but what the hell is he gonna do with that?

Usher: Sir, can you hear me?

Rex was actually in one of the more dangerous parts of the run, where the long straightaway turns and meets the stadium. It becomes a bottleneck and is slightly downhill so traffic (human and bovine) tends to slip. Kudos to you, Rex, you dumb bastard.