When Rex Ryan messes with the bull, he wants to get the hooves.

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The Outlaw Mostly Fails

No, it's not spring in Australia in March, for the same reason you note: the seasons are reversed there. Southern hemisphere and all. Australian autumn is March to May. Here's a great guide from Tourism Australia should you wish to visit during the Australian autumn—March to May—and see for yourself. http://www.austra…

A game in Australia in March is the only way the Dodgers will play a Fall Classic.

The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, about three weeks before spree killer Andrew Cunanan shot designer Gianni Versace in the head in front of his South Beach home. Watching the Spurs play and being shot in the head while walking outside your front door are such similar experiences, they…

Faces of Meth...Live!

Well, at least he has his good friends Brock Lesnar ("Brock and I have known each other for several years"), the Jonas Brothers ("I know Nick Jonas pretty well"), Hugh Jackman, Chris Jericho ("who was in Dancing With the Stars, which I cover"), Phillip Soven ("Sent me his wakeboard. We're friends. I've wakeboarded…

(looks up "layoff" on Wikipedia)

Why don't book tours ever come to Arizona? Is it because we can't read? It's because we can't read, isn't it. Shit.

The name is Ahs-wee-pay.

He left plenty of space to add "vacated."

Looks like the same AZ porn site owner who was posting video of his 190+ MPH runs in a Lambo a few years back on open freeways in the middle of the night. Thought he got in trouble for that. Well, fuck him anyway.

If it's the mid-80's in Miami this weekend, then the stadium deal should seem like "the greatest fuckin' idea ever man. I love it! I fuckin' love it man! Yeah, Let's do another one...I'm gonna live forever!"

Unfortunately, I've been to a lot of funerals lately. I've seen a few of the sad, mournful ones with the sobbing family, but also several of the fun, jokey "celebration of life" one where every eulogy is a wannabe standup routine. Got me thinking: which one would I want? I like the reverence of the sad one—"He was…

"May have" and "may also be" is Deadspin-speak for "allegedly."

For crimes against the rules of capitalization you're sentenced to live in one of America's most bizarre states for the rest of your life. Your choices are Ohio, Real Florida (not Miami), or Arizona. Which one do you pick and why?

To: You

Thank you for your self-service.

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