This is such a stereotype. It’s not how impressive your fat pads are. It’s how you use them.

Well, for your sins. I wasn’t born when he was crucified. And, really, I can’t think of anything I’ve done that would be called sinful. In fact, when I get to heaven, St. Peterson at the Pearly Gates will probably just send me right up to sit next to God, replacing Jesus, I’ve been so good.

I think this is from the Book of Revulsions.

There once was a goof from Duluth,

Because she’s a single woman.

Except for that one dingo.

He seemingly did not know that the note was legible.

Pretty high. The Gov’t has been wanting to take Venezuela for years ever since they sanctioned them into poverty and famine because they wouldn’t play nice with their oil.

The Shart Of The Deal.

They’re such sociopaths, they fuck to the ‘Arms of an Angel’ SPCA commercials.

What would you wear if you knew you were going to be arrested by the FBI at your Fort Lauderdale home?

Trump is going to ask if the Sandman voted for him. And get mad when the kid says no.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

Kind of wondering, where did those reservations go, also Rump-owned hotels? Was this made deliberately, IE, committee makes and pays for reservations, but then never notifies anyone the reservations were for, they make their own accommodations, then the same hotel rooms can be rented out again a second time to someone…

Worse than the sexts is Bezos’ limp-wristed sexy talk. Incredibly trite...... a massive turnoff, would prefer grunts. I willl, however, confess to editing Mr.Oggy’s love letters. Luckily he’s always been a sport and happily non verbal and intuitive during bonking. 

My first words every morning are “Yippee kiyay, Motherfucker!!”, and I just go from there

I’m super torn about watching tonight.