What non-asshole frequents the Playboy Club?

I mean, Ashley, there’s only so much detail people want to see. Are you looking for a shot like this?

how far they’ve actually come since believing legal threats are the best solution to an issue like truancy.

Kerry: Are you serious? This is really, seriously happening here?

Probably made fun of the name of his winery.

“Appropriate courtroom conduct,” huh?

This is how you make a proper rape joke.

Rapists hate him! Prevent sexual assault with this one weird trick!

Damned commie.

Yeah, but you could also be the scorpion-adjacent Spider who watches Frog be repeatedly stung and say: “look, there are a lot of things going on both sides here. We need to be careful and break down the issues that we’re facing and come together for a mutual solution. See, I have great perspective because I’m not…

A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river.

Clicked with the expectation of being underwhelmed. (By the man being reported on, not the reporting itself, of course. Go Dave!)

Schultz 2020: Another rich asshole (you’ve fallen for it before!)

As a centrist I am going to choose to ignore this data in favor of talking points from 30 years ago. In a post-reagan world democrats just cannot afford to support these supposedly popular policies that I’ve never seen polls supporting. We must hew to the middle or else lose again. That’s why I support candidates who…

Next on whatever the fuck her show is called....how the transcontinental railraod smuggled trans people from the liberal coasts to middle america!

But at least they’re stickin’ it to those fat cats in the Special Olympics!

Here’s one thing we can do, from the Jezebel FB post comment section:
“The Sultan of Brunei is the owner of the Dorchester Collection which includes the Beverly Hills hotel, Le Meurice & Plaza Athenee in Paris, Principe di Savoia in Milan, Coworth Park in Berkshire. It would be terrible advertisement if their social…

I disagree. I think pushing for impeachment right now is a bad strategy. Partially because an impeachment trial in the Senate is extremely unlikely to succeed in removing him from office, but mostly because if they fail to remove him from office then he’s vindicated in his claims that he’s been unfairly persecuted.…

I have a notion it may also show an explosion (hopefully not in slow motion), of Kraft’s baby potion. Seeing that could cause a commotion, or at least a promotion of negative emotion.

Man, you ain’t even been high until you’ve smoked a witch’s finger.