ClitoriaAmazonum
ClitoriaAmazonum
ClitoriaAmazonum

You can CAN two sodas a day if you open your own low-efficiency soda factory!

protip: do not douche with soda.

It turns out you can (at least) two sodas a day

You're welcome. One of these days I need to pitch this as a story or something. It's both pretty interesting and Jezebel...y. Also one time I made a rocketship:

His face looks like an armpit.

Oh it's absolutely ridiculous. The thing is, people forget that it's SUPER easy to tell when Redditors are attempting to brigade a comment thread (you can search URL's in post by date and easily see which articles are the ones they've chosen to target for the day). So yawn. They're trying to destroy commenting on

Yeah, but no dude ever got sequestered for needing to poop. There's a long history of calling women unclean because they menstruate and forcing them to stay home etc. because it was gross if they bled on anything.

I was with my dad when I got my period. He was surprisingly cool about it actually.

Oh fuck them. I just played and my high score was 203. It's awesome and weirdly fun! TAMPON POWER!

And men call us irrational.

I learned that trick years ago. Back in the day when I worked at Borders we each had a little locker to stick our stuff in, but everybody forgot to bring locks. So to reserve her favorite locker, all a co worker did was stick a large box of tampons in the front of the locker, so it was the first thing you saw when you

Everyone down in these comments equating a menstrual cycle with pooping, please wallow in your shame. I never thought I would see the day where I would have to explain to people why that is a ridiculous comparison and frankly I won't bother now. Also the insane amount of 'UGH WHY FEMINISTS DO DAT' rage over two

How is this not a sex crime? He is a sex offender and should have to register as such. Superdouche, indeed.

Bonus portrait for those in the business of printing images on punching bags.

I feel exponentially worse for that woman now. Not only was she subjected to this, she slept with THAT. *shudder*

The guy with this face wanted the world to see him fuck. Beside the absolutely horrendous criminal act he committed against the woman, ponder the fact that this guy, possessor of this face, presumed to think the world needed to see him fuck.

Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.