This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

I'm confused. Did you just plagiarize this article in the comments? Weird. Or was this just a Cliffs notes version?

Imagine that one picture of Wolfcastle from The Simpsons doing standup with the image text saying "That's the joke" because I have too much dignity to post it.

I watch TV too!

Oh my god, are you okay?

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Velveeta is evil cheese-flavored C4. May it lose quickly.

Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the…

John Wall should be starting over Kyrie. I will dismiss all attempts at disagreement.

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Would certainly explain why the Colts decided to stick with Chuck Pagano.

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He then threw those bananas at Mario Balotelli.

Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky will think of the children.

Before we rush to judgment here, we should find out how many dicks this dude has.

The primary reason I entered coaching was to affect people in a positive way.

Shoulda been you, Coach K.