"I told you singles were better than doubles."

50 bucks says Aaron Rodgers has a tramp stamp.

If Virginia goes Republican in 2016 and Nevada stays Democrat, what are the chances Rick Reilly masturbates to his own Google results?

Certainly possible. I was a 17-year-old college freshman thanks to a November birthday, but I do suppose most people in Alabama don't start kindergarten until at least 8.

What are your thoughts on contemporary music? Did you think about committing a petty crime so they'd send you back to prison when you first heard Ke$ha?

Leukemia, for those who aren't aware, is a JaMarcus Russell of the blood.

- "I can eat anything, except that white one."

Um, if his son was named Robert, he'd be Griffin IV? What's to understand?

Chances Paul Chryst is a better football coach than Dave Wannstedt? And would they go up or down if he grew a mustache?

Ironically enough, that Celtics jersey is a Len Bias.

went 4-3 in conference and 8-6 out of it

Nibbles!

More like Stephan Feckless.

New Grizzly Bear track released today in advance of their record out next month, which is going to be a serious Album of the Year contender...

HOF worthy

Is Christian Ponder related to Doubting Thomas?

You do, of course, realize that anyone who even plays for one year in the NFL is by, any measure, an ELITE athlete?

Penn State Ex-President Graham Spanier Has A TOP SECRET Government Job That He Won’t Tell Anyone About

"According to sources, a training camp reporter called Mark Sanchez 'Tim.' In a personal handwritten note delivered to me via carrier pigeon, Mark Sanchez tells me he's actually 'Mark.'"

+1 terrible mental image