Donald is missing a shoe!!!thx Donald!!!!

Hockey doesn't show up on a toxicology report.

To be fair, there's no way that shoe is going to fit into that ten year old boy's pussy.

95-96 Bulls in six.

Here's something else from the same vein you might like. Doesn't seem like the best two songs from this album are online anywhere, but this is good too:

This. There's a difference between not voluntarily handing something to a kid and physically wrestling him for it.

Not really sure how to classify this, but I guess it's somewhere between indie folk and alternative country. It's good.

That was my first thought as well, but it seems to be a matter of proportion.

I'll preface this by saying that the lady should have just let the kid have it anyways, but based on the trajectory of the toss and the fact that she's there holding a DWTS replica trophy, I would bet that Driver was throwing it to her.

Just saw a commercial for what Pizza Hut is calling the "P'Zolo," but what is very clearly a pizza burrito. Sorry, other aspirants for the 2012 Nobel Prize, you can just go ahead and pack up shop.

*lightbulb goes off* Awesome work, man.

Missed this tonight, but Brown Bird? Wow. Kudos to you, whoever you are, Tom Ley.

It's the work of Toucher and Rich

So, so, so glad I didn't go to law school 4 years ago. I work now as an unhappy paralegal, which while not great, is temporary and only has me saddled with 30 years of debt as opposed to 120. Wooooo!

Awesome, thank you. I'm glad that some people are getting value out of my recs. As to how I do it.. well, finding and sharing new music is the closest thing I have to a hobby these days. The key is to find a few reliable sources of stuff you like (for me: Stereogum, KEXP, KCRW, NPR, various live-performance YouTube…

Okay, you're right in that all the 49ers owe their fans are wins, so the answer to my original question is "because he thinks they'll win more games that way." But as a non-Niners fan, I have no reservations in mocking him for it. Also, I too enjoy when coaches fuck with reporters and their lines of questioning, but…

OK, so I think what we've established here is that Blair and Splitter are roughly equal in terms of production. So why is Splitter getting all the minutes and Blair none? Again, I'm sure Yoda Poppovich knows what he's doing, but from an outsider's perspective, it's worth questioning.

Blair had a season D rating (estimate of pts allowed per 100 possessions) of 102. ([www.basketball-reference.com]). Splitter? Also 102. ([www.basketball-reference.com]) Blair also has the advantage on Defensive Win Share, 1.8 to 1.6.

Yep, because as everyone knows, ten rebounds by a 6'6" guy are worth less than six by a 6'11" guy. I think Splitter is a solid rotation guy as well, but the truth is that Blair is productive, regardless of his measurables.

Well, in this context, "the media" actually represents all of society. When we talk about a coach or a team being honest with the media, we're really talking about them being honest with the fanbase, because the media is the only vehicle through which a team communicates with the fanbase (not just the fanbase of that…