True story: my buddy and I got our picture taken with Blake and Chris Kaman in a Portland shopping mall. It was taken by DeAndre Jordan.

You're not going to believe this, but Blake Griffin just flopped on his own dunk and then looked dumbfounded he didn't get a free throw.

Congrats to LeBron for his third MVP award in four years. They give out a ring for that, right?

If Reggie Evans had just ten percent more of an offensive game he could be Dennis Rodman. He's like a bizarro Brook Lopez.

Nick Young takes offense to this. Meaning that he stands 25 feet from it all times while looking smug and somehow satisfied.

Well the bonus occurs on the 5th foul of the quarter, or if that doesn't happen then the second foul within the last 2 minutes of the quarter. But either way it's impossible to call a foul on a pass and then count the resultant bucket of that pass for an And-1.

I just got home so I didn't see that but that is fucking ridiculous.

50 percent chance I've already posted this song in a DUAN in some capacity but I give zero fucks. This band is great.

+1

And if you're Erin Andrews right now, how are you feeling?

Well, if the movie poster is any indication, it looks like Sex and the City 3 is going to be a low-budget affair.

The Republic reports Our Lady of Sorrows pulled out of a flag football tournament earlier this year

Took me way too long. +1

Seconded

Any Against Me! fans?

Jones should've seen this coming when he named his glove "Dale Earnhardt Sr."

Your game of frozen water and time confuses and infuriates me.

Dash didn't write that— there aren't any typos.

How the hell is there 1:53 left on the PP when it was a 4 minute penalty called with 30 seconds left?

Yeah, that's pretty great. To bring it full circle, here's what I was talking about: