If only he hadn't injured his eye in that racquetball accident.

Indie music recommendation, because why not. Really great CD that not many are aware of. But not me, because my tastes are excellent.

FRANKIE MUNIZ SIGHTING: A ladyfriend is attending a Passion Pit concert in Baltimore tonight and The Artist Formerly Known As Malcolm In The Middle is the drummer for the opening band. So, he's not exactly Bryan Cranston.

I do not know. I should probably make a point to back all my shit up regardless though, eh?

So, lately, it seems that my laptop quits charging once it gets to 57%, and then won't let me charge it again until it dies. On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked am I?

Hockey is stupid. Discuss.

+1

That's all well and good, but what's with the picture of the Astros-Pirates game?

The Rauschenberg Series©

"He's stealing my bit! I"ll KILL HIM!"

"No, my wife is not a scientist. Why do you ask?"

Just about everyone thinks he'll be a good quarterback and an upstanding human being.

Here's hoping everybody reads beyond the headline.

and my friends Kelly Rowland and Serena Williams have dropped in

That is probably my favorite all-time thread.

Thank you. And +1 to myself for my extremely accurate paraphrasing abilities, which are sure to pay off big any day now.

I can't find it for the life of me, but the best comment I ever saw was on some article about the Pro Bowl potentially being blacked out and Gourmet Spud noting that it wasn't all bad because the last black-out of Hawaii was elected President. I feel guilty for paraphrasing it.

At home, I made certain to do everything just as my wife would

"This guy sucks."

This is from one of my absolute favorite albums of the past 12 months, the band is amazing live, and they're a bunch of legitimately nice dudes too. I should probably just move to Brooklyn and get it over with.