CPH's "Nobody cares, dude" indie recommendation of the evening, with a large tip of the hat to Uwe:

No, just someone unaware of colloquialisms.

Dogs Humping: Your Weekly Reminder That Your Wife Hasn't Touched Your Penis Since That One Party at Bill and Nancy's Eight Months Ago In the Guest Bedroom But You Both Had Way Too Much Merlot So It Only Lasted 45 Seconds And Who The Hell Gives A Handjob Past College Anyways?

Here is a song I like by a band that is not commercially known. If you like bands that are not commercially known, you may like it too.

If you ever get the chance to see him live, do it. He was literally pitch perfect from the first note to the last and got one of the most enthusiastic standing ovations I've ever seen.

You should probably consider what it says about you that you enjoy a television program more than you enjoy your son...

What was it like playing the President of the United States alongside such acting titans as Kiefer Sutherland and Elisha Cuthbert?

However, team trainer Don McLean has advised the Saints against signing Moss, citing serious doubts about the receiver's fitness level following his surprise appearance on last month's cover of Rolling Stone.

Nets Owner Loses Russian Presidential Election Thanks To "Fucking Fuckwits"

She had Russian guys following her all around Romania.

So much win.

"Let's hire 2 of the greatest actors of the generation, then give more screen time to a fucking jellyfish."

Well, I managed to make it 30 minutes into Tree of Life. I need way more weed to make that happen.

Heiruspecs. Saw them live in Pittsburgh...shit, 5 or 6 years ago I guess. Great set. Live band hip-hop kicks the shit of turntable sets.

Nine Months After Horrific Gore-ing, Tipper Gives Birth

"Don't forget to give me that ass-ist."

That's a "true" CPSL story, by the way. I admit that I was suckered in by him early on, thought he was a pretty good dude and whatnot. We were official Internet friends. But yeah, when he trotted out that one, I quit.

Anybody else going to give Awake a shot tonight?

Only when I make my music recs... and when I regale you all with stories about the girl who was sometimes really into me and who sometimes wasn't who turned out to be a pair of identical twins, of course.

CPH's extremely new and slightly weird music recommendation for the evening: