You should've name-dropped Shakey. They're apparently buds.

It means he doesn't have any. Trust me.

Lisbon is one of my favorite CD's of all-time. Great band.

It looked to me like he had a facial tic or something going on, but he was likeable enough.

Anyone watch Jeopardy! tonight? A waiter/young Will Leitch look-alike racked up 48 grand. It was impressive.

"I'd talk that kid down off the wall if I were you."

+1

Reno's lawyers are seeking a defense of temporary insanity, claiming that their client's mental state at the time was thrown into chaos by his son Mahe's capture and eventual grilling off the Florida coast.

We must be sure to "measure the Japanese team by their heart, not their height."

That baby racing gem was the COTD for my money.

As it took place in Hong Kong, officials initially wanted to digitize the sport, but were forced to resort to more traditional methods upon learning that "Baby E-racing" was already under copyright by Planned Parenthood.

"I don't see how I unring the bell."

we prefer voices with actual human characteristics

+1

Every day I comment, and I mean every day, I waste at least a half-hour crafting comments I end up deciding not to post. Happens to any commenter worth his salt.

This limbless cheerleader post is great. I forgot how much fun this place can be.

I know, right? It's like she doesn't even have a leg to stand on.

You don't want to know where the throttle on that chair is located.

Parents Of Armless, Legless Aspiring Cheerleader Claim "Scoring Errors" Kept Her Off The Squad

TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, WE DON'T NEED TO AMBULATE! GOOOOO TEAM!