That's what I came here to say. My mom was a terrible mother who wanted four children; my dad wanted no children. For the majority of my life, he treated me the same way he treated house cats: taking care of my basic need and occassionally clucking and saying "isn't she adorable?" when I did something cute. I was not…

Did you just say irregardless on purpose or are you equally "stupid"?

As a non-smoker who views cigarette butts as litter, THANK YOU! The world needs more people like you.

OH NOES! They smoothed a bulge! HOW DARE THEY!

Girl, forget iTunes. Amazon's mp3 is far superior, and almost almost cheaper. They do amazing sales, and every month, they have 100+ different albums for $5, and 100+ for $2.99.

Same here. Who hasn't stumbled at bit on the vanity front. Hell, the other night I noticed a few fine lines coming in and I actually lost fucking sleep over it! I normally sleep on my stomach, but I kept stressing that I was going to make the wrinkles worse while simultaneously thinking, "what the fuck is wrong with…

Welp, she said 'Pretty hurts' right? She did tell us in song and in behind the scenes videos that she's bristling underneath the veil of perfection that, whether she's to blame for creating it or not, she feels bound to maintain? Is that not like a million gajillion people out there?

There's a glitch in the Bey-trix!

Makes the antique sapphire engagement ring I received over the weekend seem even more sensible!

CLAM JUICE SHOULD NOT BE A THING.

Denied. Eggs benedict forever.

I think this misses the distinction between finding someone attractive and actually wanting to fuck and/or date them. I'm sure most men find 20 year old women attractive, because they ARE attractive. When I'm browsing potential dates online, I often click on attractive guys and think "Wow, he's hot." Sometimes I…

Actually, you really are trying to be a bitch.

Actually, I think it does! There's a link on the website that outlines the rules.

yeah. honestly, i'm all about dem feels and all, but fuck their feelings! stop throwing shit on the ground when the next bin is 80% likely to be within the next 5-10 ft. i really don't get people sometimes.

I once saw my old neighbor stop her car in the middle of the street, open her window, throw out an empty Mc Donald's bag , open her garage door with her remote, drive in, and close the door behind her.

No matter how nice you are about it, people who litter are going to be offended if you call them out on it. Might as well do it in the most satisfying way possible!

I usually just go with this:

OMG...I hope you're not a horrible bitch like every other woman I've ever encountered! What could the common factor be? ANSWER ME!