Weird...I'd totally replied to you here, but it's not being displayed. Kinja may have eaten it. I actually did set up a PayPal account, but it's going to take a couple of days to verify it, because I don't bank with one of the Big Five up here, so despite the fact that I do virtually all of my banking online, they…

She sounds like a real ass. That's just...it's so silly. Hawaii's been a destination, a resort destination for a few generations now, even just taking that bit of information should have told her all she needed to know. I would feel bad for you...but you're from freaking Hawaii, and my favorite season here in Iowa is…

I got a 8oz filet mignon and SPLIT a side with my friend (it was lobster risotto, so it was super rich, but still) and I was about to burst. I can't imagine 23oz.

This made me really sad. Sad for you, because you didn't get Pasta Pass you so deserve. Sad for me, because of the carbocide-fueled post I'll never get to read.

Everyone is talking about The Olive Garden because it is the perfect mix of fine and casual dining that makes you feel at home with its warm aesthetic and reasonable prices.

Don't ever apologise for being honest about your life, yo.
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There is a reason why my husband referred to Brazilian BBQ as "the meat faucet."

This is the kind of person who needs to be stealth-introduced to creamed horseradish. The *extra* spicy kind.

He does. It's advice I've followed many times. Sigh...it's just I ate all the rice & beans. I even ate the black rice. In a stir fry. It was fucking tasty. I am literally checking out my ability to set something up once I post this, because I have no pride left.

Red Snapper is so not a terrifying fish. We eat pirana and related fish where I'm from. Fish with TEETH. Now that is terrifying.

Seriously? Do you mean 'extreme poverty because I spent too much money on partying and it's not payday yet'? Because if not, do you have a paypal or something? I'm sure I can chip in a little bit, and others can do the same, so I can enjoy my dinner tonight.

...the ones who claim to be the most well travelled are the least well cultured about the places they supposedly travelled to.

Though that's including the bone, right?

If mayo is what makes life worth living, it's a very sad life being lived.

"the ones who claim to be the most well traveled are the least well cultured about the places they supposedly traveled to. " Yup. Traveling is great, but if all you do is stay at resorts where everyone is just like you, then all you've really done is spent a ton of time in an airplane.

There is a restaurant in Amarillo called the The Big Texan. They serve a SEVENTY-TWO ounce steak that is free if you consume it along with all the "fixin's" in an hour. http://bigtexan.com

For the most part, but mayo and sour cream both have their uses (egg salads/potato salads/fry sauce and burritos/blintzes/latkes, respectively)

They are the same thing, in a way. They're all quite disgusting.

Oh yeah. There was a customer, that even after I explained it to them, thought Mayonnaise, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, and Sour Cream were all the same thing.

23 oz of filet is almost a pound and a half. Not only would that be insanely expensive, but could you imaging trying to eat a pound and a half of pure meat, in addition to two sides and a salad?!