What you describe doesn't sound crazy, but a rifle is not an Uzi, and he was holding it for you. Far less chance of something going horribly wrong.

As long as they're mentally mature, it should be ok. I don't want to end up with a dude mentally still a frat boy and me having to mommy him...

When guys half my age hit on me, I just want to pat them on the head like a dog and tell them 'Who's a good boy!!'

Yesterday night, me and my guys were hanging out at someone's house, around a fire and we were drinking. We started talking about the Ray Rice incident, and for the first time ever, I disclosed my rape and abusive relationship to my friends.

I get the feeling that his cat is a world champion hide and seek player.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

BY THE SHEER POWER OF MY GOOGLE FU.

Being a survivor of domestic violence does not make me anything, anything at all. I do not know what cycles you mean but if it is some BS about having and abusive father meaning that I will go on to have a abusive husband just assuming shit like that is hurtful too. I believe victims of abuse can recover fully and…

That's awesome! You too!

Money is always good! I can't long term foster right now, so I do transport. There is a high kill shelter on Kauai that flies dogs to the mainland. I pick them up at the airport, keep them overnight, and drive them to the shelter the next day.

OK, wait, pastries, or people walking around with only nipple coverings on?

It's encouraging that he has a photo. That gives him a greater chance of being adopted, since so many people search online for pets. A shelter I volunteer to do occasional transport for is over crowded, and not all the animals listed on their website have photos. :(

You may be wondering why I wrote a post about this if Sploid and Kotaku already did so. To this, I ask you: do either of their posts contain a reference to Fidel Castro's artificial anus? I rest my case.

A sea gull could carry it off.

I would also end a friendship with a guy like that, but I really disagree with you here. I think the majority of apologists, male and female, are people who haven't had experience with it in their lives and can't believe that people actually act like that. It seems too crazy, too removed from their existence, so…

That metaphor really went a little into left field there, but I enjoy it.

Look, this dog is cute. Of course it is. But a quick search of Petfinder.com shows that there are over three thousand little dogs available for adoption in Los Angeles. You can't tell me that one of these dogs isn't cute enough for Paris Hilton.

Nope. THIS is the world's cutest dog. Also, Paris Hilton should not be allowed to own animals.

Ugh, yes, it's cute but there are so many pups in shelters that need good homes and most breeders are totally fucked - these stories depress me. I know, blah blah, I'm so self-righteous, get off my lawn, blah blah. Also, Kartrashian needs to stay the hell away from any animals - she treated that kitten that Yeezy…

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.