these kinds of puns keep me coming to this comment section

I like Long’s roof.

Think of it like a restraining order against him on behalf of the rest of humanity. Stay 1,000 yards away from everyone.

You can be banned from entering a state?

It’s time for a new generation to learn to hate Joe Lieberman.

I had no idea he was still alive. Good for you, Joe.

Joe Walsh also. He said he was duped by the teleprompter, which is complete bullshit. Most intelligent people can tell they’re reading bullshit the moment they’re reading it, and question. He, though, kept going.

It’s about leaks, and trust me, I know a thing or two about those.

We’ll also throw in The Takeout, Earther, Gizmodo, Splinter and The A.V. Club.

When any law-enforcement organization goes “zero tolerance”, innocent people end up getting hurt. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

Every fucking one of them up to and including Cheetolini, Squinty McClosetCase and Orange Julius Caesar’s entire FailFamily.

No chance! There’s nothing you could do that’s more frightening to him than Mistress Louise and the nipple clamps…

Mnuchin

I’m sure it didn’t really cause him to resign, but I’m giving the credit for this to the lady who confronted him at lunch.  Keep it up, that shit works!  Now, who’s next?

Thank you for the /s mark, because Magats would absolutely say this without even a hint of sarcasm.

blah blah blah more anti-Trump bull. Go back to writing about cars that none of your poor readers can afford. You all should just be glad that North Korea and Iran have been defeated and that terrorists no longer threaten the homeland, but no, gotta only talk about the negatives.

Intersting article, important topic. Keep it up, Elizabeth.

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