Now this is a real grocery getter.

There is no way you are fitting all those groceries in a Miata. 

That’s why China, Canada, and the EU are targeting specific markets/products. They’re directly attacking his base, and they deserve it. Hopefully they feel the squeeze before midterms.

1st: It would be funny if it weren’t sad. You know almost all of those workers voted for him.

I used the occasion to remind him that shit like this is why his daughter can't be served in polite society.

Fuck off.

And the list continues:

This x1000

Exactly. Let me tell a little story: I manage a machine shop that is a major supplier of valve shafts for ball valves used in oil and gas refineries. Our customer is the worlds largest supplier of valves and regulators, and we supply them. They have very specific material demands and their preferred source of material…

Heres’s a guide to Trump’s foreign policy. First, think - what would Putin want?

Hah, got womp womped.

If there is a god, they will be making license plates.

Was it the skulls on the caps that gave it away?

Maybe this is the means of salvation; persuade America that Trump intends to sign an executive order imposing the Metric System!

They had to change the name of “gaslitr.” Too many thought it was advocating for the metric system. It’s now just “gasLite.” 

It’s not usually my style to derive any amount of pleasure from another persons’ misfortune but this... yeah.

I will never get tired of this meme.  

There are plenty of dating apps for them: bootlckr, grovlr, synikal, gaslitr...