They should have left Dolly’s vocals in there. Would have been a heck of a contrast.

I still wonder why T-tops went the way of the dodo. No ugly roll hoop to worry about, much less stuff to package. A baggy to slip them into and a few velcro straps to hold them some place. Open air motoring....

You’re forgetting, that 14k in income is to a person that doesn’t have a car or house payment (they sleep in their cars). So, effectively they are millionaires! Once I take out my house and car payment, I don’t clear 14k.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

When your driving is SO bad that people make multiple Facebook groups to keep away from you.

Now there you go again...citing all sort of facts........

Get this man to the President’s office, stat

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

It is literally Capitalism

Volvo is what Socialism looks like. Uber is what happens when the market is left to chose who the biggest asshole is.

You got your isms confused, homie.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

Well, I left Lockheed back in '09