I feel like there’s a Jalopnik article on how to align your car yourself 

They aren’t silent on Facebook. It seems that the Jalopnik right-wing crowd prefers that platform for their “Jalopnik iz SOSHALISS” screed. 

I hope -Tom- doesn’t get offended. 

The duct tape is gone but I guess I need to find a trunk lock now.

1. Strawman arguments are, by definition, untrue.

Well, that was just poor planning on your part. 

It seems like the point of the game is to get your hands on the car before it even stops moving.

Solution: Drive cars without check engine lights, like a Yugo.

Cue the complaints about Jalopnik printing anti-GOP material.

Even worse: This is a knock-off, apparently.

trumpybear.com redirects to an Etsy store where someone claims to be selling the original Trumpy Bears, which are handmade. thetrumpybear.com is the one above.

I’m going to go take a shower.

Do you need a safe space from Jalopnik?

Crazy idea: Stop caring.

Politics are permeating everything. People have political opinions. Political decisions affect everything, including the automotive industry. If you don’t like someone’s political position, ignore it, but stop complaining.

Every time Trump or Republicans get mentioned on this site, there’s an…

Does anyone else dislike “Never Forget” as a 9/11 slogan? 

I was a muscle car kid in high school. I wanted no car more than an LS6 ‘70 Chevelle.

Prediction: The intern gets trotted out with her arm in a sling within a day or two. 

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. 

My car club is anyone who gives a thumbs up, or stops me in a parking lot to talk about their love for old cars. Here’s one from two months ago, when a guy hopped out of his car a a light to tell me how much he loved old BMWs, and then followed me to Home Depot where he continued his pro-old-BMW speech until another…

Buyer here. I first heard about this car a year or two ago, when a mutual friend of Sam and me knew I was casually interested in a Bavaria, and that Sam had one that he might let go. Our friend forwarded me Sam’s description of this car, which began with, “He knows it’s terrible, right?”

What are the odds that this thing breaks down  between NYC and DC?

BRING ME THE CAR