Damn it. I’m white and I season the Hell out of my chicken. I’m brining six chicken breasts as I type this. They’re going to be delicious.

Keep up the good work and drive it!

I can’t figure out whose face is more punchable: Trump or Cruz?

I have a fantasy going in my head that some Democratic staffer is keeping track of every dickhead EO and policy change that Trump’s administration is making and is also pre-writing the EOs to cancel them all out for Inauguration Day 2020.

“Since the MR2 Turbo’s E153 transmission is closely related to the E351 transmission used in Camries with the 3VZ-FE engine—as in, it’s almost the same, except the gear set is flipped backwards from the E153—”

Verizon tried to sell me a HUM device recently, which tracks you car’s movements, can be used to make calls with bluetooth connectivity, and is basically On-Star for OBDII cars that don’t have it. The EULA says they get to use/sell your information (but promise not to sell your PII!). All this for a 2-year contract…

I had a a 2005 Forester XT in the same color— mine was unfortunately automatic.

Word. Richard Scary also had a thing for air-cooled VWs, given the number of them in that book. 

Well, there’s your obstruction. 

Wait. Did we ever actually unmask Tomato Face?

Unreported: How many pizza boys were rerouted?

Patina is earned, not applied.

A much safer solution would be to flip Congress and impeach after November. 

“As an American, I have one tenet: to respect every citizen of the world and actively engage in the ongoing pursuit to form a more perfect union. “

If you want good customer service and for quality parts to arrive on time, I suggest www.blunttech.com. They stated as a vintage BMW parts shop, but expanded to all makes and models.

In architecture school, I had a professor describe the surreal and near religious experience of seeing you design completed in reality. He explained that architects often find themselves hugging buildings.

We get paid more here, but it all goes out the door to mortgage. 

Word.

Wait. Clinton is guilty? Even after the years long investigations that came up snake eyes?

I prefer the pre-facelift version, but this would be hard to say no to.