I sort of wish I still had it wired up — hacking a cable to connect it to a Rasberry Pi or something like that would be very cool, even if only to get access to the remote start capability so I could start my Bug with a Tweet or text message. Though, since I usually leave it in gear out of habit, that would probably…

Why it happened:

But the one I'm voting for is slightly faster...

I recall those vividly; I may still have one in my Box 'O Records in the basement.

Yeah, the wings don't worry me that much, but every time I fly — and I'm definitely not a nervous flier — that huge egg of an engine hung out in front of the wing on what looks like a metal straw seems destined to fall off at least once.

Look at this scrappy (airport) floor general here, really gets after those balls! Excellent hustle, sir.

I got a picture for ya.

SON OF A BITCH, BOB!

Maybe we should make a play at the plate always a force out like at first...then we can use a modified double bag system like they do on first base in softball. We can move the second bag to the on deck circle and that way avoid any possibility of contact between the runner and the catcher. We would need another…

I lived in Dublin, and every day (with Sunday being a special double-shift day) we had to put up with smelling hops brewing. The first few weeks you smell this, it can be hard to breath. But it's happening for Guinness, so you accept it. The same goes for sriracha. I recommend that all the old, white people should…

Truth.

If Jay was a right hander and that had been on a line, I'd be willing to bet Hamilton would have been running full speed and still been safe pretty easily.

It could have been worse, Jason.

The turbo charger has nothing to do with engine design.

Boeing 747

I'll see that, and raise you:

Not funny.

Stealership vs. A Guy That Actually Bought A Malibu.

I will never be able to take a side on this one.

TSA..!, TSA..!,TSA..!,

If you'd like a truly random one limited to characters easily found you could do this in a *nix terminal