Because government bureaucracies do not communicate with each other.

For those wondering “Why US and not other countries?”

Many decades ago, my next door neighbor bought a brandy new Toyota or Honda or something for his girlfriend.

36mm socket, iirc.

I use wheel bearing grease on the O-rings and seals.

They idle at ~ 115 dB. 150 dB when they launch.

More like a euphemism.

Old enough to have a crack on your part, apparently. <seg>

Or, just bump the key while pushing the shifter up into gear.

Have to admit I skimmed past Dave’s hindsight too, and came looking for this suggestion.

My guess; landed on the tracks. Mains straddled the rails. The nose wheel got knocked off when it came down on the ties.

There’s no “I” in 95.

...or red pink.

Makes it easier to spot tire slippage on the launch.

Exactly.

A 9-5 half that price will end up costing as much or more, before a couple tanks have passed through the injectors.

Bet I do.

It’s just as much a sport as WWE.