Only car I could think of that’d go 900 mph.

I hear watt you’re saying. It hertz to think about how fast these things will go, once they’re sorted.

TSA has a handle on that too.

The ‘ratings’ game is a whole ‘nuther issue.

You’re not alone.

5 g’s is in the wtf money neighborhood anymore... barely dinner at Magic City. Shirley this is in NP haggle range, anyway.

Changli really should fly you to their factory for the deluxe tour.

Or, you know, put it on a jack stand... when the jack stand wants to be where the jack is now.

Carbs are fun.

Didn’t try it.

There’s a shop like that in Brea, right around the corner from where I work.

No worries!

I completely missed that metaphor.

Well, I was thinking the 30 minutes building was the (30 minutes of) foreplay.

I was just sitting here grumbling to myself that we have one of those fancy Cuisinart vertical waffle makers that probably wouldn’t work for O-rings.

...spending 30 minutes building a machine, and then 5 minutes fucking it

Hillary has already offered her sympathies. <seg>