With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

Four goals and a save in a highlight reel? Nice to see Cam Ward's still kicking around the sport.

Ban hockey.

Suzie Kobler should be played by Alex Dessert.

Karl Ravech - Chris Fowler

Bill Simmons must be played by Ellen Degeneres

He's sadly passed on but Vincent Schiavelli is the perfect Jeff Van Gundy.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

that's connecticut

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Even Massachusettes thinks they cheat!

Came here to say the same thing. I am/was a Thrashers fan (RIP) and followed Kovalchuk very closely, incredible player. Whatever was behind his decision to go back to Russia wasn't because he couldn't hack it in the NHL — quite the opposite, Ilya gave up a ton of money to leave the NHL. He was one of the most…

Ilya Kovalchuck was (and still is) very much in his prime. His move to KHL was motivated by him wanting to raise his kids in Russia and the Devils' owners wanting to get rid of his ridiculous contract in order to make selling the club easier.

I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career.

Vietnam War

That's upwardly-mobile for Florida.