Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

"He deserved my scorn, but doesn't deserve it from everyone else."

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

Yea man,USA just wasn't Sharp. Canada was extremely Quick and US paid the Price. They've Benn there before but the US didn't seem to get that loss in 2010 off their Backes. What Kane needs to worry about now is St. Louis catching up in the divisional race. It was a Perry tough loss and it'll take time to get over.…

Do we owe him 20 cents for his thoughts?

It'll be a long cab ride home

As an American, I'm disappointed.

As a hockey fan who loves watching defense executed perfectly, this was a masterpiece and a pleasure to behold. Canada deserves the gold if they're gonna play like that.

Nobody likes a talking hat.

America is balding and near death and vainly clads its head with a beautiful symbol of youth.

As a Canadian, you should be concerned about not being an American.

You mean de Jong? (I'll show myself out)

Oranje you glad you didn't wait for the gong?

You think the manager switched goalies after the first half ended?

Imagine that one picture of Wolfcastle from The Simpsons doing standup with the image text saying "That's the joke" because I have too much dignity to post it.