Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

It’s certainly possible to be a shitty husband and great dad.

I call BS. Curt Schilling is not in the Hall of Fame.

My god this is a terrible take. 

Riiiiight... You say this about that guy that immediately after game when one of the cameras was following him around the pitch looked into the camera and said, “Origi scored the goal”, pointed over to him, and then physically turned the camera toward Origi.  He didn’t want the attention and thought it should be on…

Yeah, Alisson looks gutted to have Klopp out there.

C’mon, man — you’re building your picture of New England sports fans from a 1/2 baked notion of the loudest voices in the room — the Sullies & Wahlbergs & Simmonses, if you will. But don’t get it twisted! There’s a million+ of us out here, rooting for the one team we’ve ever known, sweating out the memory of an 86+…

I believe Hulk Hogan’s dick was a co-plaintiff

Is this another one of those “Yanni or Laurel” situations?

I thought the 700 club was something you were a member of if you fucked in a Cessna.

As a goalie, stopping a pk is a coin flip anyway, since you have to try to read their hips at the last second to make an educated guess as to where the ball’s going. When you add in the precision good players can get in their shots from a set position all of 12 yards out, if you can’t move a step or two before the…

Please stop with this. The only thing anyone who knows hockey thought was that the Golden Knights would be “competitive” with was Arizona and the worst record in hockey this year and whether or not they would finish with less points than Colorado had last year. This whole made up “the league rigged the expansion…

I drink busch fairly regularly and still think yelling slogans from a brand is a horrible way to be social with people. If your identity is “the guy yelling the shitty beer phrase” you’re probably annoying as hell.

Ugh; I’m so sick of this viewpoint. People who drink good beer are not de facto snobs, just like you are not a certified hero of the working class for being able to stomach Bud Light. Just drink what you want.

Drink whatever you want - but Dilly Dilly is dumb as fuck. People who think it is funny are terrible independent of their beer selection.

I for one think it would be hilarious to scream non-sequitur brand slogans at golf tournaments.

Wait, wazzzzup?

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

I see what you’re saying, but at some point it’s time to make your own show (literally or metaphorically). That’s not going to happen on the couch.

Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.