ClaudeJulienOnions
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"An earlier version incorrectly said Mr. Celek was the son of Tom Selleck"

I can't actually sit through the real thing, but I LOVE those "2 Chairs, 1 Drake" reaction videos.

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

What does the Phillipsburg High pickleball team have against a rival's wrestling team?

Pictured (L-R): Muggsy, Smuggsy, Meatsy, Greetsy, Hoodsy, Noodsy and Meathead.

Only for those that are looking for it. If I wanted to I'm sure I could find racist images in my daughters Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs book.

Phillpsburg is basically in Pennsyltucky. We wrestled them in the State Tourney and never have I felt less welcome as a black man. Hell, Alabama was friendlier.

"The apple in Snow White is red and has a proud tradition, so just shut up."

Being from Detroit, hockey is pretty important to Ted Nugent, so I totally understand his outburst.

Barry's son: Can I watch the hockey game?

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

+1.0000003 inches

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

Barely broke character. Didn't lose composure. Udder professional.

Under armor?

Dang, the Sixers must have some terrible uniform technology too.

I can't wait for Darren Rovell to say something stupid about this.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

That was nice of Dwight Howard.