You obviously forgot to read before you commented. Hominids been eating tongue for millions of years :) RICH ASS HOMINIDS

pull out*

how rich is your dad? “very rich” and can totally afford this no problem, or “medium rich to not rich at all” and you went to a middling state school because he prioritized this to your education?

Gronk has a boner in that Instagram video, right?

Hi guys I’m going to make an obnoxious comment about golf nomenclature. While this was definitely a horrible golf shot, it was *not* a shank. A shank occurs when the hosel of the club (the round part above the heel, which houses the shaft [someone please make a joke about “something else that houses a shaft”]) makes…

If nothing else, this post inspired me to listen to “dance yrself clean” for the first time in a very, very long time. This is a good thing. Thanks Rob.

Al Jazeera is a hyper credible source of news. Are you afraid of the name because it sounds...well, you know what I’m implying. Whether they’re credible or not isn’t the question here—credible news organizations aren’t infallible and often fuck up, oh well—but rather whether or not their methodology in this specific…

Tara Jacoby killing it again. What a fucking talent.

This is monumentally dumb.

this

Subset?

I think Croce’s afraid his bartenders may have over served party boy Kane, who then allegedly went and raped this woman. She’d be the injured third-party in the equation, Kane the over served drunkard causing the injury. By that logic, the dram shop liability narrative holds up.

Took a second. Another. Another still. Then it was the best comment ever.

I’m a Bs fan (hence the user name), so, yea...not looking good for any of us RN. The Bs will either win the cup, or win 20 games. I see nothing in between this season.

TY re: ATK. We think you’re great too!

Author here: Indeed made of asbestos.

Author here: Looks great! Would eat.

Author here. I’m a walking contradiction :/

Lets be honest here—you’re probably better off not being able to watch the Hurricanes.

yikes