I’d be THRILLED if I was endowed enough to be able to trip over it.  As it is, it barely swings past my knees...

If mother nature gets really serious about wiping us out, I have no doubt we’d be enthusiastically and aggressively joining the dodo birds.

I don’t know if it’s racist, but I certainly find spam offensive. Unless it part of musubi, I can’t stomach it. It’s like, it’s made of all the leftovers of the animal that nobody wanted to eat...

The whole furry thing is something I just don’t understand on a fundamental level. You do you; live your best life the way you want to live it as long as it’s not hurting anybody. I’m just not going to pretend I get it. I think it’s weird, but I also think people who obsess over professional (and non-professional)…

Get rid of all the hospitals. No hospitals, no hospital shootings...huh? Amirite?

Do you seriously think SpaceX would be anywhere remotely close to where they are without the decades of research NASA has put into manned space flight and launches associated with them? Also, NASA subcontracts, they don’t build their own rockets for the most part. That’d be like asking SpaceX whether or not they’ve…

I hope I’m not age-shaming anyone, but a lot of those SpaceX employees you see in live feeds on launch days look like kids. They look like they could be in high school. I’m sure they’re brilliant, but they’re not the most experienced people in the industry. What SpaceX lacks in institutional experience, it overcomes…

Word is getting around about working conditions at his companies. In the aerospace field, it’s been known that he burns out engineers and then tosses them aside. Some of those engineers leaving the field altogether. They leave engineering (not just the aerospace field). My daughter was asked to apply for a summer…

That’s OK. We had a good run. I have to admit that I’m a little sad to see us go, but we weren’t terribly efficient. At 50% of our (straight people) marriages ending in divorce, you really can’t say it’s been an unmitigated success when the outcome is an even toss-up. Maybe non-straight marriages have a better success…

Elon? Glad you could make it to our little corner of the free marketplace of ideas. How do you plan to innovate sexual harassment? Bartering for horses, maybe?

The power of wishful thinking is absolutely amazing.  If it could be harnessed as an energy source, it would probably be unlimited free energy.  Just like unlimited free energy, it’s all a fantasy as well.

It won’t solve ALL our problems, but it’s a good start...

You’ll be lucky if he’s wearing pants.

Greatest love story ever told!

They should re-imagine the Pooh gang as an inter-species crew of an interstellar starship. Maybe as the part of...oh, I don’t know...federation of, say, planets or something. They could be on some rando mission to meet new technologically emerging species. Pooh could be the leader on the starship.  I guess that would…

They say this every time, yet they never seem to be able to find the time. When is the time? Let us know and we’ll mark it on the calendar. Otherwise, just say never and we’ll plan accordingly.

You can take the boy out of Texas, but you can’t take Texas out of the boy...

Wow...is that a real tweet? That’s even worse than what I expected from Gosar and it’s not like my expectation wasn’t already rock-bottom.

This country has an appetite for self-destruction. Be it climate change, sensible gun legislation, abortion access, funding for childhood programs, or a social safety net, we just do not care. It’s weaved into our very culture of hyper-individualism and reverence for violence as a means of resolving problems. It’s…

I can’t believe anybody is working with this guy.  Does nobody watch the new anymore?  I expected him to make some rehabilitation tour, but I thought he’d wait longer than 5 minutes.