Stay strong, bro. There are plenty of fish in the sea...or monkeys in the jungle. Whatever metaphor applies here, I guess...

I read this as a kid. It pretty much cleared up every question I had about time travel and meeting yourself. Yes, it does delve into THAT.

You’re correct.  I mean the testimony brought forth on a number of occasions in court makes them seem like terrible people.  The case itself wasn’t about that.

I thought it was settled via prior court cases that they were both terrible and abusive people who aren’t fit to be with other people, much less someone as explosive as themselves. Are people seriously saying it’s 100% one or the other? That’s lunacy. They’re both abusers and they’re both victims. They both need lots…

As a former frat bro, I can assure you that the fun is relatively few and far between just like non-frat bros. We still spend an annoying amount of time standing in line at grocery stores, sitting in traffic for hours just to punch in and out of a clock, and eating cereal late into the evening while binging a show. It…

I’ve had Game Pass for about 2 years now (I bought it when I realized I was going to have 2-3 hours extra per day due to the pandemic; you know, saved commuting time due to working from home and a, shall we say, more unorthodox dress code). I got the Game Pass and beefed up my Steam library a bit. I haven’t played…

Not that I’m saying you should run out and by one, but some Teslas do have all wheel drive. It wouldn’t be my first choice for a more serious situation, but if all wheel drive is just a checkbox the next time you’re buying a car, certain Teslas fit the bill. That being said, I wouldn’t want to support Musk by buying a…

No, just own it. You did say that to minimize the issue, you heartless troll.

The man needs a better PR team. That is among the worst non-denials I have ever seen.  I get that he does his own PR, but...ewww, that’s terrible by any measure.

Someone who wants to try out some digital monkeypox.

It’s my general impression that both Depp and Heard are emotionally and physically abusive people who are broken inside. They’re probably terrible in relationships and downright explosive when combined.

Enjoy that brain drain in the near future, Oklahoma. There are going to be a lot of very gifted young women and men who have zero desire to be a part of your collective nonsense and will signal their displeasure with the feet and their money.

He’s had the very good fortune of having brilliant engineers working and bleeding for his vision of making massive amounts of personal wealth via electric cars and reusable space vehicles. The idealistic visionary stuff is just marketing to get weird fanboys to take online bullets for him.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

I’m sure it’s a lovely building and they spent a fortune on it. I’d be a bit testy too if it were MY money. Fortunately, it’s not so I stand back at a socially safe distance, point my finger, and laugh like Nelson Muntz.

I can see why management would want the rank-and-file to come back to the office. It’s much harder to get your ego fix of people telling you how smart you are and how your calf implants definitely look real when there’s nobody in the office. It’s just not the same when it’s done over Meets Zoom Teams FaceTime.

It’s not my jam, but I think a cooking show would really be thinking outside of the box.  I’m sure there’d be some interesting recipes with that blue milk...

Maddie...I know you’re feeling betrayed and rightly so. People you thought were your friends stabbed you in the back. It hurts, brother. You know what eases that hurt? Revenge. You’ve got names and you’ve got nothing to lose. You’re being shown the door by your own team...show them you can give as good as you get. I’m…

The US has been served a steady diet of its own allegedly unique exceptionalism. We’ve decided to not only accept it, but to wade wholeheartedly into it like a hog in muddy poop. You don’t feed that to people for almost 250 years and then tell them “...yeah, your whole history...you guys kind of sucked with the…