Armie Hammer is one of those people you absolutely do not want to encounter during the apocalypse when all societal restraints have been thrown out the window. He’s up there with Alex Jones, screaming at the top of his lungs, that he’ll “eat your ass”...not in the fun way...

I know the answer to why these guys want the Speakership is money and power, but after a certain amount of both, the headaches really don’t seem to be worth it. You have to deal with some people who want to see everything burn to the ground and, on a good day, have about the same temperament as a colicky baby.

Obscene wealth really does rot your brain.  It completely distorts your view of reality and removes you from the everyday lived experiences of 99.99% of the people who do the vast majority of the living and dying on this planet.  The pack of drooling idiots in this post are a testament to that.

Living in southern California, I’ve spent way more Thanksgivings and Christmases in shorts and t-shirts than not.

I go to San Francisco, on average, about twice a year. I live in southern California, but I have a sister who lives in silicon valley. Despite the many times over the years I’ve been there, I’m always amazed by how cold it gets in the summer. It’s not the coldest I’ve ever been in a California summer (freezing my ass…

As a Californian, I’m all for this as long as the rest of us poors get to dig a moat around the entire thing along with a giant wall, which they will pay for.  It’s like what Robert Frost said...good fences make good neighbors...

I don’t know how many lawyers the state of Florida can afford, but my guess is the House of Mouse can afford a LOT more. Disney can probably afford whole law school classes from the most highly-regarded universities. Disney has convinced whole generations of kids to get their parent to buy plastic for top dollar.  I’m…

While Swalwell’s choice of words is...regrettable, the point stands. McCarthy is being led around by Marjorie Taylor Greene. Marjorie. Taylor. Greene. Let that sink in. If being controlled by a deranged psycho who doesn’t know her ass from her elbow isn’t the definition of weakness, I don’t know what is.

Ah, the universe’s well-known misogyny has literally struck again.

I am a big believer in the idea that everyone should have the presumption of innocence, until proven otherwise in a court of law, but, girl, you are not helping your cause... Her ONLY defense is that she’s writing a murder/crime novel as a follow-up to her children’s book.

Yay. Another story in which everyone involved is a terrible and trashy human being. I hope, someday, everyone involved falls into a figurative hole in which we’ll never hear from them again.

I attended the graduate engineering commencement at USC (University of Southern California, not South Carolina) last Friday. My daughter was getting her masters in astronautical engineering, but the commencement was for the full range of graduate engineering programs. The number of Chinese and Indian students is…

At least make it interesting:

I couldn’t be bothered to get crisp bills for the Lunar New Year red envelopes I gave out on Sunday; I’m blaming it on Moderna. My son also got an A- in math; I’m be blaming it on Pfizer just to cover all my bases.

That’s so gross. Trump wanted Hicks so bad you could smell the sweat and desperation. She’s possibly the only woman he wanted to put his greasy mitts on more than his own daughter...

At this point, I think a decent argument can be made that it can just as well be called a gas car with electric assist as an electric car with gas assist. If one side of the argument is more convincing, it’s not overwhelmingly so considering the lengths necessary to buttress the argument.  I give this a solid shrug.

It’s a one-sided, half-page pamphlet...in size 50 font.

I love watching two idiots fight.  In the end, no matter the outcome, nothing of value was lost.

She dresses like what poor people think rich people look like.

Usually, I just ignore posts about people I know nothing about and am pretty sure I don’t want to know anything about. However, while I don’t know or care about anyone in the story, I figured there’s got to be a “Yung Gravy” joke somewhere in the article or the comments worth seeing. And so, the search begins...