Maybe Elon Musk had them do it. He is into the whole breeding thing so maybe that’s the advertising message he wants on the Cybertrucks. Musk probably figures this method is cheaper than a year of Bumble or a paying a coed to do a 3 month summer “internship” at SpaceX or Tesla.

At the rate he’s going, each kid is going to inherit a single dollar...

He’ll get those pesky colonials this time!  Just you wait and see...

Do you have an opinion on Plato’s dim view of democracy?

For some reason, I just knew that Plato was dick to the very end.

If this ever gets off the ground, the number of lawsuits and personal injury claims will be EPIC.

...still waiting for my Jewish space lasers...

Sounds like Truth Social forgot to change that part after they did a pull from Git’s Twitter repo...

Not enough ostrich jacket...

Maybe the premise of the book will be taken to serve as a statement about all of us being expendable cogs fueling the inhumane machine that is late-stage capitalism.

Both my ASUS Zephyrus G14 and my Lenovo (for work) Legion 5i Pro have the capability to charge to 80% of max capacity.  In both of them, I have this set specifically for the health of the battery.

Reddit is about to find out what it’s like to be a meme stock...

Sounds like every teen movie when that one dance number comes on and every rando suddenly becomes a professional dancer for the brief period of time that song is playing.

If there’s anything I’ve learned from movies, it’s that primordial kaiju inhabit those distant waters.  I’m sure it was Gojira that took down the plane...

I read a post on Reddit that stated the Dune 2 poster looked like a giant chihuahua was dominating the horizon.

Armie Hammer is one of those people you absolutely do not want to encounter during the apocalypse when all societal restraints have been thrown out the window. He’s up there with Alex Jones, screaming at the top of his lungs, that he’ll “eat your ass”...not in the fun way...

If so, that’s a shame. That is a legitimate innovation that would have been potentially useful to many people...in the moment they need it most. That ad would have written itself.

It would have been nice if they included that long-rumored satellite SOS feature that the iPhone has had for the last generation.  I’d buy the S24 in a heartbeat if it had that since it would have allowed me to cancel my Garmin InReach account (which costs almost $40 per month for the functionality I use).  The phone…

Musk is so immensely smart that he circumnavigated the universe back to stupid. It’s actually quite a feat...

How about one of those jar-opening rubber clamp things you can get on Amazon for $5.99? If I buy it now using my Prime account, it can be here by Monday.