Citizen-Kang
Citizen-Kang
Citizen-Kang

Yeah, I figure that will be about as effective as this pardon:

My daughter’s boyfriend’s sister (I know, I know...there’s a Ferris Bueller joke in there somewhere about being really sick) and her fiancee canceled their wedding and decided to elope. They hired a friend who was a photographer/minister and the three of them went to Death Valley National Park last month and made it

I see Hutz as chaotic good. He means well, but he’s completely inept in his implementation of what he sees as “good” (which is a bit here and there). He’s a tragicomic law talkin’ guy kind of like Saul Goodman. Selfish, but basically good as he sees it according to his own (very confusing) ethics.

I’m thinking a sternly-worded letter and one month ban from the Senate cafeteria.  You know...harsh.

I was unaware I was asking permission so...thanks?

I have it on good authority that they’re planning something big...

You had me at Mackenzie Davis.  That woman is good in EVERYTHING I’ve seen her in.  She could read the phone book and make it deeply moving.

Beggars can't be choosers...

If you click on the second link in the article, you’ll find out that he looks like a young Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb. That’s not a great look to have.

My daughter pre-purchased this game for me for my birthday. Did I mention that it was for the birthday I had in March 2019?  This is certainly the longest I’ve ever waited for a birthday gift...by far.

I get the impression he enjoys his white privilege, but he’s uncomfortable about being called out on it.

I thought is was already widely known that he was a Republican.  Did I miss something?

I’m sure it still sells to the dumphuq QAnon mouth-breathers...

I liked some of Van Halen’s stuff (as in a couple of the band’s more popular songs) when I was a kid, but it didn’t move me like it did others. When my son (who doesn’t know the man beyond that he was a metal star when I was young) texted me about Van Halen’s death, I texted back that “He’ll be greatly missed by his

Why you gotta call me out like that?  You know I’m not good with faces.

Every day, Trump’s bombastic buffoonery reminds me more and more of Benito Mussolini. Even his mannerisms remind me of the late Italian dictator.  I’m beginning to suspect that’s not an accident.  That’s not a wonderful person to be compared to...

He’s not the only one...

“The media attention attracted by Greek house lockdowns, which, unfortunately for members, is objectively pretty funny, has apparently inspired some salty feelings from sorority members who already feel under attack.”

I think (I could be wrong), he’s playing the role of Dr. Wellington Yueh. Watch, someone’s going to look it up on IMDB and tell me he’s playing Glossu “The Beast” Rabban...