Citizen-Kang
Citizen-Kang
Citizen-Kang

I’m pretty sure that if someone died in the fire that this, presumably, couple inadvertently set, they could be charged with involuntary manslaughter.  However, I have not heard that there have been any victims, other than good taste, at this current time.

I’m pretty sure that anecdote was followed by her lamenting about how her husband’s dick is too big.

Maybe that’s Kim Jong-Un’s “mark” for his wetwork people.  Then again, maybe it is a southern thing...

As a member of the 1%...

Ten years, you say?

Seriously, just give me the amount of money they spent on their dumb kids to get into USC and I will burn through every PTO day I have cooling my jets in jail for them. Aunt Becky, act now and I’ll knock 10% off my asking price! Limited time only offer!!!

I, too, am SHOCKED.  You can borrow my fainting couch when I’m done with it.

I’m reading a lot of the comments in here and (disclaimer: my wife and I met as undergrads at UCLA) I enjoy dragging USC as much (probably more) than the next guy. However, collegial fun and educational snobbery have their limits. USC is a great school and it’s got wonderful programs. As a Bruin, it pains me to say

I listened and it was really hard to make out, but the closest out of all the options presented, did sound like “engage” was approximation.  That being said, the more nefarious interpretation would be just as accurate.  I’m just saying...

“...filed a lawsuit accusing former America’s Newsroom host Ed Henry of violent sexual assault and rape, while co-plaintiff and frequent Fox News guest Cathy Areu leveled harassment allegations against several current hosts including Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson and Howard Kurtz.”

I still contend that Lindsay Lohan’s awful English accent was tantamount to a declaration of war. I’m surprised the ambassador didn’t set fire to the White House for old time’s sake...

My sister is a vegetarian.  I’m not, but then, most Rigellians are omni(species)vores. To this day, I think of this cartoon whenever we have to pick a place to eat when she and her family come down for the holidays:

“I have never wished death on another person, but I’ve read a number of obituaries with great relish.” - Clarence Darrow or Mark Twain (among others)

Ghislaine Maxwell is going to be a non-story by the end of the month. How do I know? Because she is going to mysteriously fall onto a box of bullets while in custody...same as Epstein. I bet details of her accident will be reported in the New York Times on the Saturday BEFORE she dies.

I get the impression that the Millers (yes, both of them; probably their unborn child as well since Katie is pregnant and I don’t think for a second they’ll be decent human beings when it comes to raising their kid) are so insecure in their “whiteness” that they over-compensate by having a complete lack of sympathy

Citizen Kang #2020. My platform?

Maybe it’s a type and she meant “the Blacks”. As in, Hugh Black and his wife, Janet Black, are hosting a bunch of voter registration events to encourage participation in the electoral process. Sorry...that’s all I got... At least she didn’t say...

What part of what you described justifies pointing a gun at somebody? I know calling the police seems to be part of the problem these days, but in a situation like this in which things have gotten heated, calling the police to mediate may have actually resolved the situation amicably. He, or she, could have gotten out

Good God! Just how much throw-away money does Netflix have???!!